powerburial:

bigprettygothgf:

the future is so awesome man

shes speaking patois

pettyboricua:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

feels like a party everyday bitch

catasters:

ionomycin:

Mother of Pearl

the-haiku-bot:

darkhopping:

undeadentropy:

chirasul:

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like “peepee yaya”. and see, because he learns from me, i can’t say “peepee yaya”, no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced “peanut butter”. and dont even get me started on how he pronounces “shaun the sheep” (shit the shit)

[ID: A picture of shaun the sheep captioned “shit the shit” /End ID]

[ID: A picture

of shaun the sheep captioned “shit

the shit” /End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

queers4jesus:

ra-mt:

illusionwaltz:

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

these are all the same exact color . what

this test ruined my life

devilspanties:

apollos-boyfriend:

apollos-boyfriend:

apollos-boyfriend:

angel bf that uses he/hymn pronouns

cowboy bf that uses hee/haw pronouns

this is what i get for mentioning angels on the destiel website

puppy95:

scissorsisters:

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you’ll get sick

David Shrigley

voynichs:

raupeka:

muckmage:

voynichs:

voynichs:

sometimes when i see bad cable management im like oh noo the computer threw up ): but other times when i see bad cable management im like ok so the computer likes to be natural she doesnt shave she is a feminist <3 the fact is that i contain multitudes.

this is a sick computer who threw up

this is a computer with bush

​computer pussy is massive holy shit look at that guy

post canceled thank yous, it’s over everyone go home!

no it’s not. the post is still on everybody.